![]() ![]() You can find his film and TV reviews here. Kyle Anderson is the Associate Editor for Nerdist. DEN has one of the weirdest histories of any major American airport and now they’re really letting you know they’re into it. If you’ve spent any significant time at LAX or ORD or ATL, you know the value of a little bit of levity when you’re running for your life between gates or stuck in an endless x-ray line. We believe interactions at DEN should not only be helpful, but fun too. Along with giving travelers his two cents, he’s surprising them with smiles and plenty of laughs. ![]() Amethyst, opal, sapphire, and topaz are most common, but legends also tell of diamond. ![]() (CR +0) Gemstone Gargoyle: Rarely, an individual gargoyle is born with skin with the luster and appearance of a valuable gemstone. Turns out this gargoyle is wiser than we thought, and is sharing more than we planned. Forest gargoyles lose the normal gargoyle’s freeze ability, but gain the following spell-like ability: 3/daywarp wood. The official description of the gargoyle on DEN’s YouTube channel is as follows: He’s 243 years old, and is here to clear the air on all the conspiracies at DEN. And really,d they need to do something to make up for the fact that there’s really one main security line for the whole airport. People are generally in a good mood, in a state with so much extra revenue they can afford to build an animatronic puppet and pay a full-time comedian/voice actor to interact with people, like it’s some kind of Disneyland. Folks, this is what happens when a state legalizes marijuana and is consistently rated among the nation’s healthiest people. ![]()
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